Saturday 11 January 2014

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2013: a calculated performance

   It’s nice to think you’re wonderful, but can you prove it? Dreamers soar like gas balloons on their good feelings, but I, as the Mercenary Pen, prefer more pedestrian, “can I pick it up with tweezers” measures of my performance.
   I track several variables that tell me how I am doing from day to day, year to year. I began tracking my hours in May 2005, and can report to within five minutes a year how little, er, much, I’ve worked ever since. I also track my annual income (a tax requirement anyway) and the number of articles for which I’ve collected my beans each year (as opposed to the number worked on, as there are always projects and payments that straddle the Dec/Jan dateline).