Thursday, 21 June 2012

Singin’ in the Bathtub


Putting the heat to writer’s block

   I started writing a 1,500-word draft yesterday. By day’s end I’d netted 509w, including two titles and some text with “doomed” stamped all over it. I’ve done worse, but I’ve also had sessions where my draft shot out like Grammy Pearl’s ninth baby.
    As a non-fiction writer, the ore body I mine is parked next to my draft in the form of interview notes and other collected documents and images. I don’t build worlds from scratch, so my writer’s blocks are usually small. I am, however, a fussbudget and therein lies my torment.
   I need a hot title, a perfect deck and a tantalizing, classic 5W lead before I feel ready to dive into the story proper; usually, with the right set-up, my articles rapidly unfurl. But sometimes, alas, I fetch up: I concoct multiple titles, rewrite decks and harass lead after lead, yet blessed release evades me.
   Like yesterday: “The tranquility outside the plants …” Cute. “Every manufacturing plant has a hotline …” Oink. “When something breaks unexpectedly…” Zzzz.
   I choke out three paragraphs under two titles and an inspirational blank space for my deck. I extrude more painful lines and then, unexpectedly, a medical metaphor pops into my head. I hammer out a short paragraph, tinker, reread my words to date, peek into my empty cup, check the wood stove, race upstairs for an oatmeal cookie, watch a dog unload onto my lawn, clomp downstairs and ease back onto my perch.
   I grab paragraph five and drop it into the lead position. Heaven. I delete my titles and invent two more. By now I’ve been squirming and jumping, answering emails, writing cutlines for other projects and juggling files for nearly five hours. I’m gagged.
   It’s time for The Cure: I turn on the answering machine, plod upstairs, run a hot bath and dive in with a Get Fuzzy collection. While I relax, er, study plot lines, my unconscious will sort through today’s efforts and report back to me in the morning.
Copyright © Carroll McCormick 2012
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